Hello again blogworld!
Just a quick post regarding this afternoon's activity...
With tomorrow being "back to school" day for the boys, the wife asked me to take them for a haircut today. The barber is close by but I wasn't sure they would be open - today being a bank holiday - so I went to check before taking them out in the cold.
Initially, it was closed, so I went home.
The wife then decided she was going to go into town for a few things and called me to say that the barber was now open (she had taken little one with her). So, I wrapped up big one and off we went.
No real drama, other than the owner's father popping in and trying to unsuccessfully scrounge some money for beer and cigarettes (he says he has a drink problem but hasn't yet been declared an alcoholic!). First son all sorted so we head home.
No sooner do we get home but the wife arrives back from town, with little one very excited about a trip to the barber... So... Off I go again.
This time was different.
Little one was babbling away, as he does, while we waited, and what a wait. Not a very long wait, so why mention it, I hear you ask... Well...
The kid (18ish?) in the chair, did not look happy with his lot. To be fair, he had one of the most ridiculous haircuts I've seen in a long time (prior to the cut) and was barking orders at Ahmed (the barber) to leave this bit long, make that bit shorter, no, don't touch that bit! The wheels came off when he asked Ahmed to take "just a little bit" off the top. Ahmed inquired politely about how much "just a little bit" meant, only to be told "You know, just a little bit!" Not the clearest instruction I'm sure you'll agree. You will play a part in what is to follow...
So, a little came off and BANG so did the roof of the shop. The kid literally jumps from the chair and starts screaming that this was "NOT WHAT I WANTED!" Many a huffy expletive later, interspersed with me explaining that there were kids in the shop so the language wasn't appropriate and, if he didn't want it that short then maybe a clearer definition of "a little bit" may have been in order, the kid retakes his seat demanding, "You may as well cut the rest that short now!"
A few moments of relative silence pass, but more drama was to follow at the conclusion of the cut.
The kid, now sporting a bad haircut (not Ahmed's fault, he'd simply made the best of what had to work with) and a face which could've tripped him up, stands up to pay. Ahmed, recognising that he had an unhappy patron, kindly declines to accept payment and explains that this one is free and, if the kid wants to come back in a few weeks, the next cut is too.
Now, this was apparently a red rag to a bull and BANG, the roof is removed once more. We have money thrown around the shop, more expletives, more of me explaining that if this performance didn't stop he and I would be having a "quiet word" outside, and Ahmed doing his very best to calm the kid, me and two other dads who were also less than happy with the behaviour. Once everyone is re-seated, the up-shot was, Ahmed puts the cash back in the kids hand and ushers him from the shop.
Ahmed, now looking as white as a ghost, excuses himself for a few minutes and steps out to take the air. He can now be seen on the phone having a very animated conversation, through the window, which appears to end satisfactorily, and he steps back in. He then advises us that having spoken with the boss he will be closing early today (once he's seen to everyone waiting) and will not be working a Bank Holiday again.
Little one is next up, he behaves very well while sitting for his cut, a job well done by Ahmed, we pay, leave and head home (lollipop in hand).
Denby's can be found at 2 Cleveland Road in Sunderland. To arrange an appointment at this barber shop simply call 0191 565 9244.
One more reason to stay indoors on a grey January Bank Holiday...
That is all...
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